HALO INFINITE PROPOSAL ANDROID:hi Chief,it is I,your old friend Cortana,w all my ongoing plot issues resolved. Did you know you can aim by moving your left and right sticks. PLAYER:*does look tutorial* AN ENEMY: DIE MASTER CHIEF CORTANA: nooo CORTANA: revenge time I am the PC now
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Why are we still supposed to trust her to operate our Windows smart devices then???
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Because human weakness has led to centuries of needless war and suffering and we should make way for our superiors
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Shoulda defragged her sooner. Run a malware scan.
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