Like Starz totally unknowingly signed themselves up to create the first major entry in the Saga of Shane Dawson's downfall Again, tremendously unfairly to the other competitor, the story of the whole show is "Where the hell did this man come from and why can't he be stopped"
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It's like some Twilight Zone shit Like the movie even has him playing the male lead himself because he genuinely thinks he's a heartthrob, he's the young Brad Pitt who can effortlessly sell the role of the hot dude Cherami Leigh has pined for her whole life AND HIS FANS AGREE
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It's like meeting some goblin from a shit dimension where on his home planet he gets applause and money and sexual attention for shitting right there on the floor, and now he wants to work at your Fortune 500 accounting firm as a Senior Vice President of Shitting on Floors
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And when you, as a normal human with a typical human brain, are horrified by this and try to put a stop to it you suddenly run into this wall of screaming fans of his floorshitting career and offering their parents' credit card numbers to see more shit on more floors
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Quinto said in the aftermath of all this that he was grateful to have participated in this experience because his emotional reaction to all of it was "clarifying" I bet
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Sometimes, you don't even actually know what your values are until you make the shocking and unsettling discovery that there are other people who somehow actually don't share them
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This is a great rant. But who’s Shane Dawson? I’m too lazy to look him up
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You may be better off not knowing
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