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Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)

Broadview Heights, Ohio
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    1. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 30 Jul 2020

      The military buys absolute garbage and pays waaaaay over market price for all of it I mean if you don't believe that just remember they literally bought ME for six years, and paid ME several times my market value

      5 replies 2 retweets 37 likes
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    2. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 30 Jul 2020
      Replying to @Nymphomachy

      I don't think people realize that their calls to trim spending and be more efficient make it worse Like the specific perversity here is it costs so much because they are paying people to spend months making sure they're getting the best possible deal they can on office chairs

      3 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
    3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 30 Jul 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy

      I worked at a defense contractor, technically, for a year and got a peek at the world of procurement and oh man

      1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
    4. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 30 Jul 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy

      It's completely like the nerd stereotype of someone who spends a whole week driving around comparison shopping to save themselves like twenty bucks

      1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
    5. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 30 Jul 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy

      And yeah the worst thing about it is the cheapest chairs are the worst chairs, so they spent like 3x as much as any private sector civilian pays for ANY chair to buy themselves the WORST chair

      1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
    6. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 30 Jul 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy

      If you try to save that money by firing the people whose job it is to do this, you're the bad guy, because you're REMOVING the mechanisms put in place to control spending and ensure accountability

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
    7. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 30 Jul 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy

      Nice work if you can get it, and all It's this kind of thing that inspires the Joseph Hellers of the world more than anything on the battlefield

      1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
    8. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 30 Jul 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy

      That King of the Hill episode where the country erupts in scandal because Hank getting a haircut from the Army base accidentally reveals the sticker price of Bill giving someone a high-and-tight is thousands of dollars (of which Bill himself receives nothing)

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    9. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 30 Jul 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy

      And the Army's only response to this is to stop giving haircuts altogether while Congress debates the matter, leading to a shaggy morale crisis throughout the base, until they use a bureaucratic loophole to reinstate Bill at even greater cost to the taxpayer

      1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
    10. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 30 Jul 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy

      The only unrealistic thing about it is the relative pettiness of the issue at hand, things like this happen literally all the time Maybe one day I'll officially tell the story of why the US Marine Corps was unable to process sexual assault reports for a whole year

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 30 Jul 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy

      (My favorite part of that episode is Bill getting really mad that the $20 Hank tipped him - the most money anyone's personally given him in years - is technically a 0.05% tip and greatly insulting, like giving a waitress a penny)

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        2. Justin Melillo‏ @Cybren 30 Jul 2020
          Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy

          Perhaps they can afford the best office chairs on the market with one fewer contract for a new Star Trek ass rifle

          1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
        3. Justin Melillo‏ @Cybren 30 Jul 2020
          Replying to @Cybren @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy

          “The m4 kills people but it no longer looks like a Future Gun... we need something better”

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