I would pay extra for a haunted house, in hopes of opening up negotiations to not hire an exorcist in return for having a ghost butlerhttps://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/1287051024390381568 …
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Replying to @keeltyc @arthur_affect
Oh man now I need to clarify I'm kidding, because god I know people would say this very sincerely.
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Replying to @keeltyc @arthur_affect
Man, you are SO canceled in the afterlife.
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Replying to @keeltyc
I read a short story once about a dude struggling to deal with his house being haunted and a mysterious stranger shows up and offers to help him exorcize and ward his house
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Replying to @arthur_affect @keeltyc
Then the ghost comes back, with the same guy as his lawyer, with a summons to court for a lawsuit over unlawful eviction
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Replying to @arthur_affect @keeltyc
The whole thing turns out to have been a ploy to establish a legal precedent of squatters' rights for ghosts And the stranger was, as he so often is, Satan
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I loved the ending having this bland political op-ed style commentary "The establishment of a legal right to haunt a house marks a serious in the balance of political power between the living and the dead"
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