I mean in Save the Last Dance at least she was supposed to be an extremely talented dancer already and just didn't know anything about hip-hop, and then invents ballet/hip-hop fusion Which is... still wildly unrealistic but not as bad
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This is just pure nerdy white girl fantasy the way The Karate Kid is pure nerdy white boy fantasy Except Mr Miyagi is hot and she fucks him
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It is funny and shitty how they set up a queer Black kid to be the coach from Rudy The person who becomes the designated villain of the movie whom we root for to suffer just because he denied the protagonist a job she wasn't qualified for, which is in fact his whole duty
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I guess it's not as bad as Rudy As many people pointed out the weird moral of the movie seemed to be that you should let anyone who wants to start on a college football team so they can be immediately killed
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Lol this is worse than Rudy in a different way though Like she's clearly not someone who's dreamed of being a dancer her whole life but her physique wasn't up to it She straight up says she just wants to be a dancer to pad her college apps Why the hell should he care
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"Hi I'm here to exploit your career you take very seriously and have invested a great deal in to be part of my highlight reel of Cool Stories" "No thanks" "Well now you get to be in my Cool Story as the bad guy" Ugh I know this person so well and I hate them
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It's just Tarzan, but compressed. Racist af.
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PLOT TWIST she never learns how to dance, but the judges are impressed by her "innovative fusion" (read: dancing while white) and she wins anyways. in a final montage we witness her fail upwards until she is on dancing with the stars 2030 opposite eric trump
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I am still so angry about the Barden Bellas getting away with outright robbery against Das Sound Maschine at the Acapella World Championship
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