Twitter is good actually because it's the only place where nobody checks my credentials as a Jew, and it's not because gatekeeping doesn't happen here but because I'm so bereft of things to say about Judaism that Jews ignore me as I slide into the room and steal all the brisket
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both, plus it's the one thing people reliably notice I'm trying to make off with
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