The fact that the lower half of her body is a mass of tentacles is, well, evocative
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy and
It's like how there was a review of the film version of The Two Towers saying Sam's battle with Shelob is the victory of male homoerotic loyalty (bros before hos), with Sting as the sacred phallus piercing the sticky webs of feminine sexuality
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy and
And this sounds like a ridiculous grad school kind of reach Until you go back and watch that scene in the movie and realize just how much they made Shelob's face look like a giant vagina
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy and
Like you can say that's what a spider's palps just look like irl and you can accuse me of having the same coked-up imagination as Sigmund Freud but really come on Cannot unsee once seenpic.twitter.com/cRIUPldCUa
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy and
In conclusion, GET IN MY MOUTHpic.twitter.com/aolOinQYYS
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Replying to @AnaMardoll @Nymphomachy and
Well, showing boobs would've caused an outcry among the conservative side of LotR fandom and limited their audience due to ratings The game Shadow of War did make the... odd decision to give Shelob an attractive human form thoughpic.twitter.com/D3lWKCfsQM
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Replying to @arthur_affect @AnaMardoll and
Remember when they made Grendel's mom Hot?
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Replying to @Cybren @AnaMardoll and
Angelina Jolie thought she was doing mo-cap for a humanoid dragon monster kind of thing and was shocked to see they just made it her naked body with gold paintpic.twitter.com/YRR0QXsmoH
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Replying to @arthur_affect @AnaMardoll and
Does that movie get to Beowulf fighting the dragon? Is the dragon also Hot?
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Yeah when he kills it it slowly transforms into an idealized version of his younger self's body Because in-universe it's the son he had with Grendel's Mother when she seduced him Thematically, he was always fighting against himself Makes you think
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Cybren and
I bet Bobby Z thought he was being SO clever. In this movie that also does the Austin Powers “object conveniently covers the subject’s junk at just the right time” gag.
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