Because this is one of the many ways in which the ability to dream is just fundamentally fucking unfair (Mitch Hedberg's joke about how dreaming is just "a way to make you still have to come in to work on your day off")
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Yeah :/ wtf is up with that
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makes me think of sleep apnea
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Be thankful you are without a serious parasomnia. I sleepwalk. Sleepwalking got me arrested (charges dismissed) for public indecency (I slept nude walked onto main intersection below my apartment.) Other times my smart watch has clocked a 5km walk. Which I woke up 3km from home.
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