I can say with one hundred percent confidence that, if I had childbearing capacity, my one and only justification for creating offspring would be to feel like a god maybe also just to take part in one of those beatific maternity photoshoots in the meadows and shithttps://twitter.com/arthur_affect/status/1276622099910496256 …
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no I mean biological kids are cool because how else is someone supposed to prove they've gotten laid
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Replying to @Nymphomachy
Don't forget getting final revenge on your own mother by proving you're better at it than her
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I guess if she sets the bar for that low enough there's no satisfaction in it anymore
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Deathbed confrontation all "Well just so you know I never did ANYTHING to MY daughter's genitals WHATSOEVER"
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Honestly I feel like all I would have to do is take prenatal vitamins and prove the biological father of the baby had a bachelor's degree and/or voted Democrat and my biomom would be like "okay I lose" before I made it into the second trimester
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"You're right, I don't know who the father is and don't know anything about him Which means I DON'T KNOW whether he was ever kicked in the head by Chuck Norris As opposed to knowing, and still -" "OKAY GEEZ"
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