my favorite video game move is for the game to put an axe in your hand and make it so you can interact with this world solely via axe murder and then look at you and go "wow man that's really fucked up that you would murder everyone with an axe 
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The fact that Attack "always works" and Spare is usually a puzzle where you have to figure out how to do it is a very strong signal from the game that the latter is what it wants you to do
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