the real question is, why didn't they vanish it *before* they pooped it out makes you think
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Replying to @perdricof @Nymphomachy and
Too high risk of taking out some of your intestine with it
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Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof and
Can they apparate everything except their poop
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Replying to @Cybren @arthur_affect and
this feels like it's out of something where it starts as a bathroom-humor parody and then descends into an absolute nightmare of all-powerful wizards just doing whatever they want with impunity, as if muggles were less than animals to them
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Replying to @perdricof @Cybren and
I imagine there must have been at least one prankster wizard who hung around in public restrooms secretly vanishing other people's poop just as it was coming out.
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Replying to @FroyoBaggins @perdricof and
I mean why even use toilets Why not just have toilet seats, suspended over empty air, that serve as a stargate of sorts to anything deposited through them
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Replying to @Nymphomachy @FroyoBaggins and
Well this is how we get spheres of annihilation
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Replying to @Cybren @FroyoBaggins and
Maybe it's teleportation A Hogwarts headmaster could probably control where to direct the flow, like you could teleport all student and faculty's personal waste to the master bedroom in Trump Tower
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Replying to @Nymphomachy @Cybren and
This was an actual joke in Discworld They find a mysterious portal at Unseen University and one of the faculty says they just spontaneously happen sometimes in highly medical environments and it's best not to mess with them
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It's all filled with ridiculous jokes and surreal nonsense and yet he took the world really seriously when he chose to and that makes a big difference
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