Too high risk of taking out some of your intestine with it
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...wait, is this a perpetual motion machine made of poop!?
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"After months of everyone using the magic privy no one had to clean, the floor in the attic finally gave way And so did all the floors below it And, well, the circle closed, as they say"
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"But - but wait, that means the excrement would be falling an *infinite distance* It would keep on accelerating *forever*, in theory it would reach the speed of light, and distort space and time around it -" "Yes, yes, in theory Thank the gods for air friction"
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