Okay but wasn’t accidentally leaving limbs behind one of the hazards they mentioned for novice apparators
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Replying to @Cybren @perdricof and
Yeah I think that's the idea, if you don't concentrate on taking along everything in your personal phase boundary or whatever it becomes very hard to control what does or doesn't get left behind
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Cybren and
I can't believe even now I'm trying to make her shit make more sense than it does on the page But in Book 7 it's right after they try and fail to ditch the Death Eaters grappling them via Apparition (and expose the Grimmauld Place safehouse) that Ron loses a chunk of his arm
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Cybren and
look this all just implies that it *is* possible to disapparate yourself and leave you shit behind, it's just that ron et al aren't very good at it
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Replying to @perdricof @Cybren and
Imagine trying to pull this maneuver and failing So now you still really have to take a shit but you're also completely hairless and toothless
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Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof and
Sounds like a double or nothing kinda situation
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Replying to @Cybren @arthur_affect and
The logical conclusion here is two wizards apparating/disapparating at the exact same time to switch both places and also the contents of their GI tracts.
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Replying to @Cybren @perdricof and
China Mieville did that story about the stomach flu where you throw up other people's vomit
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Cybren and
"I think this was a little kid who ate too much at a birthday party or something There wasn't that much of it compared to an adult and it was sickly sweet coming up, cake and ice cream"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Cybren and
"At least it's not some drunk with a hangover, that was a bad Saturday night I'm not a drinker, I didn't even realize what was going on at the time"
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It's a really surreal story made even better when you realize it's a riff on the Spinal Tap joke about how they can't be 100% sure their last drummer actually choked on his own vomit "You don't really know whose vomit it is, you can't, you know, dust for vomit"
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