Can't stop thinking that Gammondork has serious sailor energy Like all the most slovenly, socially clueless assholes I've ever known were sailors I could totally picture him as yet another sloth-postured layabout in NWUs leaving all his gross frito crumbs in a shared workspace
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Replying to @Nymphomachy
Ahahaha that joke from the first Austin Powers movie, when Austin doesn't understand why he has to wear a condom when bedding a stranger "Those are for prostitutes, and sailors!" "Austin! That's a terrible thing to say!" "Well, I'm sorry, but sailors are very dirty people"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
I did a little research and apparently it's a Navy social media shibboleth to capitalize Sailors when referring to members of the US military, as opposed to mere lowercase-sailors who work as crew on civilian vessels, with their slovenly lack of discipline
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
And yet I'm pretty sure the stereotype Austin Powers is referring to is specifically about the Navy
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"Sorry, I meant to say capital-S Sailors are capital-V Very capital-D Dirty capital-P People"
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