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I hated Harry Potter even back in 2009 Used to practice my Mandarin in class by going on rants about how shitty and privileged Harry Potter was and how the wizarding world was effectively brutally oppressive to the muggle world, how it created this fucked ingrained caste system
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I told my wingman back then that if JKR didn't have the writing skills of an AIMbot that she would have paced the books so that Voldemort died by book six (because his shtick was tired by then) but died in such a spectacle that it wound up ripping the statute of secrecy apart
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Then just devote book seven to an extremely pissed muggle population declaring open war on wizards because seriously they deserve nothing less Just have the whole wizarding world really meet its comeuppance, watch society collapse Go really apocalyptic with it
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Wizarding governments put on trial at the Hague, Diagon Alley put under martial law by the muggle government, rioting everywhere I was informed that this ending was a stupid idea because it was much too depressing Which surprised me because I thought this whole fkn series was
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Like believe me I usually would not want to end a book with "the mundane military-industrial complex destroys the magical world" but like honestly I can imagine no more appropriate fate for the setting of HP than Apache helicopters just straight up bombing the shit outta Hogwarts
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like fuck it it's Britain, go full reactionary war crimes
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But that's me, I'm also the person who says Jake Sully from Avatar should die because he shouldn't get to be the sole transhuman successor to a dying race just because he's a fucking Marine and he found a blue girl he likes to fuck Fuck Jake Sully, death to Jake Sully
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What, "white man loves poor natives, saves them through 'immense sacrifice', and is given everything he wants in reward" is something that rubbed you the wrong way? Nooooooooooooooo, how could that be?
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It's not even a sacrifice, HE HIMSELF says there is no sacrifice He gives that little speech about how life on Earth even as one of the wealthy is total garbage compared to the paradise of Pandora And if he's telling the truth then his actions are all completely selfish
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
Wow yeah, I forget that, thank you. I mean it fits the trope; real sacrifice could make people feel bad for not doing enough.
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