I hated Harry Potter even back in 2009 Used to practice my Mandarin in class by going on rants about how shitty and privileged Harry Potter was and how the wizarding world was effectively brutally oppressive to the muggle world, how it created this fucked ingrained caste system
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I told my wingman back then that if JKR didn't have the writing skills of an AIMbot that she would have paced the books so that Voldemort died by book six (because his shtick was tired by then) but died in such a spectacle that it wound up ripping the statute of secrecy apart
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Then just devote book seven to an extremely pissed muggle population declaring open war on wizards because seriously they deserve nothing less Just have the whole wizarding world really meet its comeuppance, watch society collapse Go really apocalyptic with it
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Wizarding governments put on trial at the Hague, Diagon Alley put under martial law by the muggle government, rioting everywhere I was informed that this ending was a stupid idea because it was much too depressing Which surprised me because I thought this whole fkn series was
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Like believe me I usually would not want to end a book with "the mundane military-industrial complex destroys the magical world" but like honestly I can imagine no more appropriate fate for the setting of HP than Apache helicopters just straight up bombing the shit outta Hogwarts
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like fuck it it's Britain, go full reactionary war crimes
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But that's me, I'm also the person who says Jake Sully from Avatar should die because he shouldn't get to be the sole transhuman successor to a dying race just because he's a fucking Marine and he found a blue girl he likes to fuck Fuck Jake Sully, death to Jake Sully
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Replying to @Nymphomachy
The fantasy of Avatar is extra nasty because everything bad about the human race is something Jake Sully shared and was 100% complicit in until he got the chance to turn his back on it by pure luck
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Like he didn't even have all the extensive qualifications you normally need to get an avatar made of you, he just happened to have a twin brother who did who died (for whom we never see him mourn in any way)
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Dr. Grace Augustine, Sigourney Weaver's character, is the one who started the whole project and spent her life trying to build a bridge between humans and Na'vi and has always consistently resisted the Company's exploitation And Eywa just lets her die
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Sully comes around on this topic in the course of one year and he gets crowned king of the fucking planet
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
And gets *self-righteous* in his little ending speech about how all the mere humans have to go home now and starve to death on their polluted toxic rock for their ancestors' sins
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
Addressing that should be what the sequels handle.
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