I don't like very large animals because very large animals have very large assholes, like if you buried most of a buffalo at a 270° angle then you would have a deadly pit trap
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What if the "pit" of the Sarlacc Pit is just the butthole of a colossal, ancient beagle
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Replying to @Nymphomachy
I mean it goes right into a digestive tract and it even farts after eating.
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Replying to @DreamingWeaver
yeah the reason it takes so long to digest you is because you're going through the whole digestive tract backwards, like what do you expect
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The other end is Zordon
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