Like, you get done reliving The Adventures of Girl Spartan with the Terrible Dad and your operator is like "oh, btw we found some other blood on this spear, dating to ancient Palestine" and then well
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Replying to @BootlegGirl
"While we're on the theme of people with terrible dads, check Jesus out"
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Replying to @Hi_Mike_Gorrie @BootlegGirl
In “ASSASSINS CREED: MESSIAH you take the role of Gaius Clodius Longinus, a Roman soldier in Legio X, stationed in Palestine during the reign of Tiberius …"
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Replying to @bazzalisk @Hi_Mike_Gorrie
See, I'm not actually joking that it seems like they've created a situation where the player eventually playing as Jesus of Nazareth is inevitable, though
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Based on existing lore, most ancient relics of dubious historical account are real. The new Animus machines work based on traces of ancient DNA from blood, rather than ancestry. Between the Spear of Longinus(which could be the existing spear),the Shroud of Turin, and the Grail...
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Replying to @BootlegGirl @Hi_Mike_Gorrie
Nah, go proper conspiracy nut and have the player take control of Jesus’ child.
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Replying to @bazzalisk @BootlegGirl
Who also kills Jesus, who is (ironically) a Templar
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Replying to @Hi_Mike_Gorrie @BootlegGirl
I think it’s been pretty obvious for quite a while that the Templars and Assassins aren’t really two separate things so much as two branches of the same thing.
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Replying to @bazzalisk @BootlegGirl
I haven't kept up with AC since Black Flag, so I must have missed that part
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Replying to @Hi_Mike_Gorrie @BootlegGirl
Well, I may be reading something into it, but it seems like the proto-templar organisations have been around through all of human history, and proto-assassin organisations just naturally develop from disillusioned ex-templars rebelling against their leaders.
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There's that weird shit from the movie with Fassbender saying that becoming an Assassin is a genetic trait connected to your MAOA "warrior gene"
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The movie isn't canon to the games though, right?
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It's total bullshit
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