Ugh the evolutionary experiment of human intelligence, don't get me started I know cat software is pretty rubbish at doing pretty much anything except a very few well defined functions but it only takes a few days to boot up once r kitten is born And they seem pretty happy
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The human OS is operating wildly behind the design specs of its hardware The machine is all big and bulging and unwieldy and it takes *years* to boot up to the point where you can even feed yourself
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And even with constant adjustments it won't stop having nightmares and trying to simultaneously draw people in and push them away and voting for Donald Trump and rendering the whole planet uninhabitable and shit
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A friend's child came out with a warped head and they had to mold it into shape with head gear like some kind of braces for skulls.
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I had that. My head was pointy when I came out.
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Anxiety is fine, think of it as a feature not a bug
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It only doesn't fit through the hole because we insisted on walking upright as well
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