I know what you're trying to provoke and umm, I agree, it's weird and stupid.
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Not a franchise, but that sounds like the opening act of My Best Friend's A Vampire :/
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It would be completely unbelievable, just like there's not a long history of actresses dumping their husbands and marrying someone young enough to be their grandson. Most women tend not to be interested in that kind of relationship
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Most women are also not vampires
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As I recall there were 4 direct sequels and an animated spin-off. Though the human boy was only in 2(?).
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i think unfortunately it would have the same sort of super gross reaction news about female teachers molesting their students get: way too many people calling the kid a stud and cheering his ability to "get some"
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So really just that episode of South Park where it's Kyle's baby brother and his teacher. Given how prevalent the trope is in vampire fic I could certainly see a feature length version of that idea being really good.
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Probably the same way they do when its a woman teacher and a school boy. Or have you not seen that chart?
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I feel like every time anyone tried to do that it would eventually become Vampire Mean Girls instead.
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Huh. No idea who the person is as a few miutes ago I was blocked by them...and now their account seems to no longer exist? Was this about Twilight or Buffy?
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