Oh they said this A LOT Bonding to someone sexually is like glue, if you keep tearing yourself away eventually you won't be able to bond at all It was so fucked, like being eternally stuck to whoever you had sex with first was a positive thinghttps://twitter.com/thenopesquirrel/status/1261013243369099269 …
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"Although Ted has frequently praised Barbara's good looks, personality and intelligence, privately his thoughts are currently dominated by the overpowering urge to experience orgasm and ejaculate semen without sinning in the eyes of God"
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"'Barbara is the one. I can't imagine being with anyone else', said Ted, fully aware that if he were to break up with Barbara this could delay his goal of eventually ejaculating by several years"
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