It always gets me how the concept of a "thieves' guild" is, like, an obvious *joke* about how depraved and lawless a world this is - Cervantes seems to have invented the concept as a satire - but now it's just a default worldbuilding thing everyone acceptshttps://twitter.com/sargoth/status/1259339704253775873 …
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And the Assassins Guild
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That one actually kind of makes sense to be fair.
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And also how they ironically keep thefts down because 1. They accept payments to *not* rob, and 2. They punish unlicensed thieves to keep the gravy train in 1 rolling.
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The fact that it's easier on everyone to just subscribe as a member and cut them a monthly check so they don't have to threaten you at knifepoint in an alley in the first place kind of demonstrates the inherent illogic of a "Thieves' Guild" that's actually called that
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The instructor apologizing to the victim his student just blackjacked for the unprofessional way it was done.
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Or when they offer Pin and Tulip a set of steak knives as an incentive when they discover their prospective victims have no idea how organised thieving works
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