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Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)

Broadview Heights, Ohio
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    1. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 9 May 2020

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      It's not a fucking game with written rules, okay, it's not like there's a six foot forcefield around you and as long as the instant replay camera shows you didn't violate it the ref can't call a foul JFC you people https://t.co/YJVWCesjRQ 

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    2. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 9 May 2020

      I know this goes against all our instincts and socialization but when there's an infectious disease running around you have to be afraid of other people You have to treat other people like they're dangerous and dirty and disgusting to be around I'm sorry but that's how it works

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    3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 9 May 2020

      I remember in school when the teacher pointed out that whenever you can smell something that means tiny particles of it have floated through the air into your nose and mouth If you smell poop you've consumed a small amount of poop And all the kids were like "EWWW"

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    4. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 9 May 2020

      But that's how it works The virus itself is odorless and that's a big problem, a way evolution has failed us But you have to treat it as though it were one of those toxic compounds that evolution did manage to create an olfactory warning system for

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    5. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 9 May 2020

      Can you smell someone's BO even if you can't actually physically see droplets of sweat coming off their body into your nose and mouth? Does that smell, even if you can't see the droplets, make you want to get further away from them? Well pretend everyone has BO

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    6. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 9 May 2020

      Just, like, use that as your heuristic Yeah it's harder to smell someone's BO outdoors than in an enclosed room but that doesn't mean it's impossible does Yeah you usually can't smell anything six feet away but sometimes you can, can't you

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    7. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 9 May 2020

      Like if the wind blows the wrong way or you walk right through where they were just standing or the two of you are just hanging out indefinitely six feet apart for hours while the clouds of particles of bodily fluids around you slowly grow

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    8. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 9 May 2020

      I'm really serious here Like people should be trying to limit their contact with other humans as much as possible It's not just standing six feet apart at the supermarket checkout it's spending as little time there *at all* as possible

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      Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 9 May 2020

      You should be being rude, the kind of behavior that, yes, would make someone ask "What do I stink or something"

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        1. Joe Sondow‏ @JoeSondow 9 May 2020
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          And those seated people are not even six feet apart.

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        1. (ancient lamentation music playing)‏ @TheoGary 9 May 2020
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          I had to ask a woman at the grocery store to stay 6 feet back because she kept moving up and standing right behind me in line when I would pointedly try to put some distance between us. You should have seen the withing death glare she shot me. And no, she wasn't wearing a mask.

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        1. Tax Billionaires. #JustTaxJeff‏ @wrichars 9 May 2020
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          I hate the rudeness of it. A neighbor I hadn’t met yet knocked on our door to give a neighborhood update. I could tell she was offended that I shouted at her through the window instead of opening the door, but I’m trying to keep her safe as much as us. That is why we do all this!

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        1. Jayna‏ @Tuplet 9 May 2020
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          I honestly thought about wearing a knife on my waist simply as a signal. It's completely legal in Arkansas to carry any kind of knife.

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