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Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)

Broadview Heights, Ohio
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    1. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 5 May 2020

      Remember that monkey who rolled up in a tiny motorcycle and tried to steal a human baby Whole thing happened in less than ten seconds

      1 reply 2 retweets 40 likes
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    2. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 5 May 2020

      He would've gotten away with it too if the human dad hadn't jumped up and yelled

      1 reply 1 retweet 34 likes
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    3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 5 May 2020

      Arthur Chu Retweeted

      I'm not joking about the tiny motorcycle https://twitter.com/BiyiThePlug/status/1257238216945664000?s=19 …

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    4. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 5 May 2020

      I don't understand how people just live with these horrifying things swarming all over the place as just a feature of their everyday life You're literally like one bad monkey mood away from having your face bitten off

      2 replies 2 retweets 51 likes
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    5. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 5 May 2020

      I mean as bold as they can get I feel like I could take a bunch of possums and raccoons Even coyotes and feral dogs at least don't have opposable thumbs The thought of having to fight a bunch of monkeys fills me with this unspeakable dread

      2 replies 0 retweets 51 likes
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    6. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 5 May 2020

      Arthur Chu Retweeted Vincent D'Onofrio

      Remember Vincent D'onofrio's story about his childhood monkey trauma (The fact that people in Florida thought this was an acceptable substitute for taking your kids to Disney World validates everything people say about that state)https://twitter.com/vincentdonofrio/status/1104458526372421632?s=19 …

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      Vincent D'OnofrioVerified account @vincentdonofrio
      1) Just for a laugh; Let me just say something about monkeys and their ability to scare the SH*T out of me. There used to be a monkey petting place in florida when I was a child. "Monkey world" "Monkey jungle" something like that..
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    7. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 5 May 2020

      A wild dog can rip your throat out with its teeth but it can't, like, *grab* you It can't molest you with its horrible tiny little fingers It can't *pick up* its own feces and *throw* them at you

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    8. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 5 May 2020

      All the tourists who fed them peanuts and shit vanishing is just the push they need to figure out the basic use of tools and weapons

      4 replies 1 retweet 52 likes
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    9. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 5 May 2020

      You remember the episode of Enterprise where there's a species dying of a plague and Dr Phlox says it would be wrong to save them because there's another, more primitive species that's about to replace them if they just let the first one die out

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    10. Secret Gamer Girl‏ @SecretGamerGrrl 5 May 2020
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      I feel like there's a way more obvious reference you just left on the table.pic.twitter.com/83bExmPRa0

      2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 5 May 2020
      Replying to @SecretGamerGrrl

      The ability to resist taking the low hanging fruit is what distinguishes us from other primates

      2:59 AM - 5 May 2020
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