I do not say this lightly The image of these roving desperate monkey gangs driven mad by starvation is one of the scariest things I have ever seen https://twitter.com/RafaWildNature/status/1257424863523987459 …
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He would've gotten away with it too if the human dad hadn't jumped up and yelled
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I'm not joking about the tiny motorcycle https://twitter.com/BiyiThePlug/status/1257238216945664000?s=19 …
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I don't understand how people just live with these horrifying things swarming all over the place as just a feature of their everyday life You're literally like one bad monkey mood away from having your face bitten off
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I mean as bold as they can get I feel like I could take a bunch of possums and raccoons Even coyotes and feral dogs at least don't have opposable thumbs The thought of having to fight a bunch of monkeys fills me with this unspeakable dread
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Remember Vincent D'onofrio's story about his childhood monkey trauma (The fact that people in Florida thought this was an acceptable substitute for taking your kids to Disney World validates everything people say about that state)https://twitter.com/vincentdonofrio/status/1104458526372421632?s=19 …
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A wild dog can rip your throat out with its teeth but it can't, like, *grab* you It can't molest you with its horrible tiny little fingers It can't *pick up* its own feces and *throw* them at you
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All the tourists who fed them peanuts and shit vanishing is just the push they need to figure out the basic use of tools and weapons
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You remember the episode of Enterprise where there's a species dying of a plague and Dr Phlox says it would be wrong to save them because there's another, more primitive species that's about to replace them if they just let the first one die out
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