Scissoring is the lesbian porn equivalent of squirting in straight porn. No one is really sure if it’s real or not, but mostly it’s just piss.https://twitter.com/fuckmckenzie/status/1257466305965436928 …
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Replying to @SovereignSyre
You know the thing with Randy Pitchford's thumb drive
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Replying to @arthur_affect @SovereignSyre
No seriously google it it's worth it
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Replying to @arthur_affect
What’s more embarrassing: leaving a thumb drive full of squirting porn at dinner, or having dinner at Medieval Times?
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Replying to @SovereignSyre
I like to interpret it as him actually leaving it in medieval times and changing the course of history
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Replying to @arthur_affect @SovereignSyre
(No I don't know how medieval people would read a thumb drive I'm not a historian)
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