I said a long time ago that transness in the Harry Potter universe is probably resolved in children via magical, identity-death-inducing conversion therapy Similarly, I can't help but speculate that becoming a vampire or werewolf in the Twilight universe detransitions you
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Replying to @Nymphomachy
Looking at how vampirization works in Twilight you'd probably be "cured of dysphoria" (the way Bella is cured of her anxiety and clumsiness) but it would translate into your special vampire power in reverse
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I guess there's room for uncertainty because I'm intersex, like does the vampirism give me my hypospadias back or does it read my chromosomes or does it just automatically know my AGAB because it was bestowed upon me by Christ
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Replying to @Nymphomachy
I dunno maybe your genitals would have some kind of psychic power, like it's an astral dick that can go through walls and stuff like the Soul Reaver
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Replying to @arthur_affect
Imagine being Betsy Braddock on Twitter all like "look I'm sorry I stole this Japanese girl's body but my white girl body is dead. I don't know what to do. I'm problematic. I admit it. Can you please just stop sending me death threats"
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Replying to @Nymphomachy
"That whole thing happened when I was brainwashed by the Hand" "That's your excuse for everything!"
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"There is no ethical consumption under brainwashing by a demon ninja cult"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
"Sir, Sir -- It's not Robin's fault he's stupid, everyone's stupid sometimes"
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