Hey remember how Odin the Allfather, Ruler of the Nine Realms, greatest of the Aesir, a 2000-year-old *god*, lacked the power to save Jane from the Aether and they needed to let Malekith take her to save her life But Rocket just made a gadget to do it in Tony's lab https://twitter.com/randypaint/status/1254797839516995593 …
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Replying to @arthur_affect
counterpoint this is actually one of the more realistic choices, it would make less sense if all the mcu series were perfectly power balanced
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Replying to @perdricof @arthur_affect
rocket can just fix jane, captain marvel can just flatten the winter soldier, literally any other hero could mop up ant-man's enemies
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Well specifically this just makes the weird mismatch between the Thor 1/2 high-fantasy-in-space aesthetic and the Guardians of the Galaxy gonzo space opera aesthetic even sharper Like, you know, the prosperous empire of the Nine Realms apparently never invented ranged weapons
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Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof
I'm sure it's very satisfying for certain fans to establish that Tony Stark and Rocket are way smarter than the pantheon of the Norse deities but you know, it's gonna rub some people the wrong way
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Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof
There was a deleted scene from Endgame that lampshaded this further, having Rocket chuckle at the story of Avengers 1 "Come on, the Chitauri are the biggest joke of an army in known space You know you can just blow up the control ship"
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Replying to @arthur_affect
some day someone's gonna ask nick fury what he was doing with the carolphone all those years, like literally aliens almost took out nyc, nazis were like five seconds away from genocide, loki stole the tesseract, i mean come on what was it *for*
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I think the idea they're going with now is he did call but she didn't answer that time You know, going through a space tunnel, no bars
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Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof
Or they got the problem sorted before she showed and he was “Nah, we good after all.”
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Replying to @alendrel @arthur_affect
now that would be a fun mid-credits scene
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