I'd be scribbling in rage "NOTE 1: THEY FCKING LET KIDS ON EUROTRIPS DRINK ON THE PLANE, SOURCE, 17 YEAR OLD ME ON AIR FRANCE IN 2005 NOTE 2: HALF OF ********EVERYONE******** WAS BLIPPED IF THIS IS A THING HOW DID THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT NOT THINK OF IT
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Replying to @BootlegGirl @arthur_affect
NOTE 3 NO SERIOUSLY THINK FOR A SECOND IN THIS WORLD EITHER YEARS YOU DIDN'T EXIST COUNT LEGALLY OR PEOPLE HAVE A BLIP MARKER ON THEIR LICENSE JESUS ARE YOU YOURSELF WRITING THIS ON 12 DELTA AIRLINES VODKA SHOTS
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Replying to @BootlegGirl @arthur_affect
as a private citizen who manages records professionally that would be a nightmare to handle administratively
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Replying to @EmilyUnbound @arthur_affect
Yeah, I mean I'm sure it would Which is why I suspect they'd just abolish the drinking age, on the grounds that "you were dead and are now alive, must be tough, you can have booze"
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Replying to @BootlegGirl @EmilyUnbound
Well it would affect way more than that, it would affect the actual age of majority and the age of consent
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Replying to @arthur_affect @EmilyUnbound
Right I mean honestly I feel like they would have to say "everyone needs to renew their vital docs if they were issued before the blip, and we will run records checks for a death certificate so be honest when we ask you if you were disintegrated by the purple dude"
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There probably would have been multiple Snap-related gov't departments created during the five years just to track who was snapped/make sure somebody didn't use the snap as a chance to murder somebody and get away with it. Like the Department of Sudden Departure on The Leftovers.
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The Department can only exist (and has its hands extremely full) because that was only a 2% catastrophe Thinking about how fucked up their world was and imagining that people would still be playing Fortnite and shit in a post-50% world is just bullshit
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Replying to @arthur_affect @marcusmash and
And yeah JFC the worldbuilding around that The two most booming employers are the Department of Sudden Departures and ATFEC (Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Cults)
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Replying to @arthur_affect @marcusmash and
Because after the initial crimes of opportunity the big wave is of deranged grieving people setting up cults to blow themselves up in mass murder suicides to reenact the Departure
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If this were a more serious and depressing movie the fastest growing religion on Earth would be a local chapter of the Children of Thanos
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Replying to @arthur_affect @marcusmash and
Hey look some not racialized thematically appropriate bad guys for Clint to kill.
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