THE 25TH CENTURY EVERYONE: man remember Spock? ALSO EVERYONE: that guy was so badass. remember when he caused a mutiny on a Starfleet ship? MICHAEL BURNHAM, arriving through time: I'm his sister and I did that first
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EVERYONE: ok Michael but remember when Spock stole the Enterprise to go to the hallucinogen planet with Captain Pike? MICHAEL: I, also, did that before my brother did
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EVERYONE, exasperated: ok but remember when Spock just vanished out of the timeline in order to set up a new franchise? MICHAEL: what do you think I'm doing here EVERYONE: *deep sigh*
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Michael Burnham's middle name is "Mary Sue"
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"Mary Sue" is an ancient Vulcan term for overpowered self-inserts in fanfiction, Captain
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Replying to @BootlegGirl
another problem with Burnham is that she is so famous that when Kirk first met Spock, Kirk would remember he was Burnham's sister, and that she was adopted, and Spock's parentage (everyone would know) remember, Burnham not only mutinied, she also started the Klingon War
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Replying to @ThDigitalReader @BootlegGirl
Prequels always have this problem that the natural desire to make your story matter so people care is inherently at war with the desire to avoid plot holes and respect the canon
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Like on one level the ending of Inglorious Basterds is just a joke about this
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Replying to @arthur_affect @ThDigitalReader
Yeah, and apparently Once Upon a Time in Hollywood as well from what I've heard.
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