Jesus was a surprisingly earthy, cynical guy if you read the stuff he actually said His parable saying that hey, if you're Tom Hanks and the host makes you wait for an hour and seats you by the kitchen, if you *actually are* Tom Hanks you just go ahead and do it
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And then you get to watch it go viral among all the other patrons and the manager freaks out and screams at the host "THAT WAS TOM HANKS YOU MORON" and he gets fired and never holds a job in this town again It's SO much more satisfying than if you ever said "Hey I'm Tom Hanks"
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