*Luke pilots his X-Wing down the Death Star trench. Suddenly, he decides to turn off his computer* WEDGE:Luke,is something wrong? You've disabled your targeting computer LUKE:Wedge, I've realized blowing up the Death Star won't convince the people of the Galaxy the Empire is bad!
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WEDGE: Luke, we're not here to convince anyone who isn't convinced yet. The Death Star is about to fire at that base, and kill a lot of good people LUKE: they could get killed anyway if I miss, which I probably will LUKE: or if the Empire builds another Death Star
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WEDGE: Luke, fire your fcking torpedo at the exhaust port! A lot of people already died to give you this shot! LUKE: but if the Death Star is destroyed, people will think the Rebellion has done enough, and will stop supporting us WEDGE: I really don't think that's true
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LUKE: look, I'm gonna let the Empire win here. I know a lot of people will die, but some of them were collaborators anyway WEDGE: I remember when you wanted to join the Imperial Academy LUKE: I will pointedly ignore that
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LUKE, watching as Yavin IV is destroyed by the Death Star: what we really need is for things to get so bad that people organize some kind of... resistance, against the Empire. Some kind of alliance, to restore the Republic WEDGE: Luke, can you please look at your uniform
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LUKE: I mean, was life perfect for you before there was a Death Star? I mean, my parents are DEAD! That happened before the Death Star. Are you telling me it's okay my parents are dead so long as I take care of YOUR comfortable, privileged desire to not have a Death Star?
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I can even imagine that podcast as a set of Star Wars characters, immediately, in my head. It fits perfectly
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It's the gag from Phantom Menace where it turns out it's one alien with multiple heads doing different voices
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