GHOST MAUL: seriously my dude, this really explains why you've been such dicks to all your apprentices once they lost a limb or two. What IS the line though? Were you really gonna become Christopher Lee?
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GHOST MAUL: Rey, pro-tip: either burn 50%+ of your flesh or cut off half your body and this creep will leave you alone forever GHOST ANAKIN: he's right, Rey.
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GHOST ANAKIN: Sheev, seriously you owe me some answers here. What are your standards, EXACTLY, for how much dismemberment makes a body not good enough for you? Like, half my limbs gone, you were still interested. MAUL: technically I lost the same number of limbs, plus my junk
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MAUL: like, was that the important bit? It really seems like you only ditched both your apprentices after their genitals got irreparably mangled PALPATINE: THIS IS IRRELEVANT! BOTH OF YOU FAILED AS MY APPRENTICE! ANAKIN: by.. having insufficient junk? PALPATINE:...maybe
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PALPATINE: look, I think I've done very well here. I have TWO potential hosts who have lost almost no limbs. Just some face skin for Kylo. Thanks for that, Rey, btw. I was that close to collecting a FULLY INTACT male human body MAUL: man what even are your priorities
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KYLO, pulling himself out of pit: Snoke still had his junk, right? What was wrong with him? PALPATINE:YOU KILLED SNOKE! KYLO:yes, we've established that. Still haven't explained wtf Snoke was doing, dude PALPATINE: I HAVE BEEN EVERY VOICE- ANAKIN: nah man I really wanna hear this
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REY: wait, wait, I have a serious question here. Ben, back me up here. Why did you have Snoke make Ben kill his dad? How does that serve your purposes? PALPATINE: it split his soul to to the core! It made him - REY: more Dark side right. But like, you didn't do that to me!
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Replying to @BootlegGirl
Lol I actually think the rule may be you have to kill a member of your own family in order to stain your soul for the ritual Which means that Rey killing Sheev counts
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Replying to @arthur_affect
...OH that would make some sense Although it goes against the theory, which I thought was a good one, that Palpatine gives Anakin a shot at him when he reveals he's a Sith with the intent of swapping then
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Replying to @BootlegGirl @arthur_affect
Wait, that would make Anakin useless from AotC on. You'd think Palpatine would have made sure to keep Shmi alive
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Yeah that's why Palpatine gets so excited when he finds out about Luke Although we can argue over whether Vader was already responsible for Padme's death
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