What if Anakin Skywalker had been played by Andy Samberg
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Replying to @BootlegGirl
The Prequels would have had more intentionally funny moments
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Replying to @BootlegGirl @nivenus
Have you read Stover's novel of Revenge of the Sith? He's also fuckin' lame in that it's hilarious.
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Replying to @BeardedJarl @BootlegGirl
I have not though I've heard good things.
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Replying to @nivenus @BootlegGirl
The novel is everything good about the movie plus a ton of other good things all its own. Anakin/Vader's sense of humor is atrocious and it's a shame how little of that is in the movie.
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Although "We thought we'd be handsomely rewarded!" "And I am your reward, don't you find me handsome?" Exchange would have utterly ruined that scene, as amazing as it is.
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When Anakin finally executed the Separatist leaders the last one alive is Nute Gunray of the Trade Federation (whose invasion of Naboo started it all) and he's pathetically begging "Please, the Chancellor agreed to accept our surrender, he promised we would be left in peace"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BeardedJarl and
And Anakin fucking goes "He misspoke" and then cuts him in half And then smirks "He meant you would be left in PIECES" To this empty room full of dead bodies
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Aaaaaasaaaaaaa that book I love it, I don't care, I really love it
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It goes full circle from terrible to amazing Just imagining Anakin going "Ahh? Ahh?" after his amazing pun to the agonized face of Gunray's slowly cooling corpse
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BeardedJarl and
Imagining all the Imperial officers' forced polite laughter to one of these at the beginning of every staff meeting
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And then at a staff meeting he actually chokes a guy while saying one of these, "I find your lack of faith disturbing." And they all have to pretend like it's okay.
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