God that tweet saying we're living through the part of the history book titled "Factors Leading To"
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The story about King Arthur being crowned after a great tourney where he reveals he has Excalibur "In the absence of federal guidance, the disputed election for the true governor of Florida will be decided by an impromptu Wrestlemania"
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No, Florida actually has some infrastructure. Britain then would have been their version of rural Alabama.
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Britain had significant roman infrastructure. It wasn't the Italian peninsula, but it was substantially developed.
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Right down to the tourist tchotchkes from Rome. "I went to the city and all I got you was this stylus"https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/07/a-2000-year-old-stylus-makes-a-point-about-ancient-roman-humor/ …
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By pulling this ancient machette out of the stone, I am the true president of florida! Let's march on DC to conquer them and build an empire, then get bored and just forget about that detail in future stories.
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