God that tweet saying we're living through the part of the history book titled "Factors Leading To"
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Flyover country gets abandoned and shit starts getting weird The King Arthur narrative comes from the Roman Empire collapsing and Britain at the time being their equivalent of Florida
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The story about King Arthur being crowned after a great tourney where he reveals he has Excalibur "In the absence of federal guidance, the disputed election for the true governor of Florida will be decided by an impromptu Wrestlemania"
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