God that tweet saying we're living through the part of the history book titled "Factors Leading To"
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Classic decline and fall shit, due to a crumbling political system the Emperor ends up being a feckless madman who jerks off in the palace all day so as crisis looms the governors of the wealthiest provinces take matters into their own hands
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Flyover country gets abandoned and shit starts getting weird The King Arthur narrative comes from the Roman Empire collapsing and Britain at the time being their equivalent of Florida
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The story about King Arthur being crowned after a great tourney where he reveals he has Excalibur "In the absence of federal guidance, the disputed election for the true governor of Florida will be decided by an impromptu Wrestlemania"
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i mean, doesn't it just make fundamental sense for, especially, new york to take this approach given how many people who live in those surrounding states commute to NYC for work every day?
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As the Union disintegrates, now is the perfect time for Michigan to conquer Ohio and reclaim Toledo. We shall grant Wisconsin half of our upper peninsula in exchange for their assistance in the war against Ohio, or as it will soon be known, South Michigan
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