Me: *notices that out of all the spec ops guys on this dropship (on a routine mission to investigate a colony mysteriously gone silent), I'm the only woman* Me: Yo Me: Hey, guys Me: I just realized that out of all of us I'm the only one that isn't gonna die. So, that's weird.
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Me: I mean it's doubly surprising because it's pretty self-evident that out of everyone here I am among the least experienced, decorated or qualified to be here Me: Me: But I _am_, very definitely, wearing eyeliner, for some reason, so that's, y'know, not nothing
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Replying to @Nymphomachy
Yeah don't be so cocky, if you're a badass Latina woman who's tough and masculine and one of the guys you're in for a bad time
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You should watch Starkid's Starship sometime just for Lauren Lopez's unrelenting mockery of the Vasquez stereotype, it just keeps going and doesn't stop
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(It's funny because Vasquez is a fake Mexican character played by an Askenazi actor, Jeanette Goldstein, and Lauren Lopez is both)
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Replying to @arthur_affect
lol Lopez seems like, I suppose ironically, the kind of older sister I wish I'd had
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(the only friends I've retained from high school are drama club people despite that clique at large having ostracized me pretty bad)
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If your mother had had the theater as an outlet for her proclivities
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man. if she had, those drama club peeps definitely would have gotten her to fuck a different kind of guy
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Just think of the completely different person you'd be today, including genetically
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