throwback to that time my boyfriend found out clerics can cast Create Food and Water to conjure 45 pounds of food and 30 gallons of water in 1 round, and proceeded to cast it in response to literally any problem, drowning entire dungeons in sandwiches until I confiscated it
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Replying to @deathbybadger @chu_bacca
Isn't the balancing factor supposed to be that it's nourishing but doesn't taste very good
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Replying to @arthur_affect @deathbybadger
Flood the dungeon with Subway footlongs
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Replying to @chu_bacca @deathbybadger
The default food created by the spell is supposed to be "nourishing gruel" which always makes me think of Soylent
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Soylent is that joke on the Simpsons where the evil singer camp won't even pay for real gruel, they serve Imitation Gruel™ "Seven out of ten orphans can't tell the difference"
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lol, yes, Arthur was referring to the liquid meal replacement drink. The brand naming is similar to Palantir in which my response is, "I think you missed the basic premise of the commentary?"
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The guy didn't miss it he's just a troll
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