KYLO REN: *begins pushing transport the other way from Rey* PILOT OF TRANSPORT: Supreme Leader, this is not helping
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REY: i'm going to start making a kinda spider-y shape with my hands FINN: ...why? REY: there are so many reasons. It amplifies Force powers, it's comfortable... FINN: which Force powers, that you use, specifically, does it amplify REY: let's not dwell on that
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REY: *lightnings the transport* FINN: NO! CHEWIE! REY: I really am not going to make any particular inferences about my backstory based on this happening, I'll wait for someone to explain it to me POE: GUYS! we gotta go NOW! The guys in ill fitting BDSM gear are almost here!
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FINN, later: look Rey this is not a big deal. So you killed Chewie. Poe killed my best friend and then I just switched to being his totally not gay best friend
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REY: I don't think you get it. I had a dream where Kylo Ren and I were sitting on the Throne of the Sith FINN: is that a thing we know about or have seen REY: Not yet FINN: is it big enough for two people? REY: no FINN: but your relationship with Ren is totally platonic REY: yup
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HUX: man, Legion General, the Knights of Ren suck so much ass PRYCE: I really wish you'd shut up HUX: also I happened to have a second transport. PRYCE: ...I don't care HUX: CHEWIE IS ALIVE!!! HUX: HUX: I swear I'm super racist and not helping the good guys
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JJ ABRAMS DROID: please don't touch me Rey REY: looks like someone treated them badly. Don't worry, you're with us now DROID: lady I know your backstory, that's why I told YOU not to touch me
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POE: ok here we are at Kajimi. This is the planet with one town. Where I did all my crimes FINN: why are we just finding out now that you ever did any crimes
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POE: look who hasn't had a career as a drug dealer FINN:me POE: you were a fascist grunt REY: me! I never did any crimes! POE: I'm noticing some race issues
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Ok, I really can't take any more of this film for tonight
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You should watch Black Friday
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Replying to @arthur_affect
But I can't post about it in the group chat because spoilers!
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