There's no possible way someone could know how to start a vehicle without a key besides being a secret drug dealer, especially not when they're a master behind the enemy lines spy
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REY: look! It's the ship! The ship from my backstory! POE: distracted driving Rey! *speeder crashes and explodes* VOICEOVER:this has been a PSA brought to you by the Distracted Speeder Driving Association of the Galaxy. Even if it's your secret stupid backstory CHORUS:IT CAN WAIT
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REY, sinking in quicksand with literally all her friends: BB8! My one friend who doesn't need to breath! NO! I AM CONCERNED FOR YOU IN PARTICULAR!
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FINN: Rey, I have to tell you something before you die REY: I know, you're gay FINN: don't say it out loud, the idea is I never say it and then it remains deniable forever. Too late now. Guess I'll have to find a heterosexual love interest later in the movie
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SNAP WEXLEY: hi Leia LEIA: the Force is with all of us SNAP: uh, well, I didn't ask, I was just having this entire scene so people remember I and Rose exist ROSE: I exist! LEIA: for the Horde! SNAP: ...what was that sound bite recorded for LEIA: require more vespene gas
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EVERYONE: *pulls out flashlights,looks around carefully but with good illumination* REY: *ignites saber,squints at everything* POE: you know the advantage of a flashlight is you can aim the light at things REY: the advantage of the lightsaber is I can cut you if you don't shut up
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3P0: look, everyone! It's the bones of the Sith loyalist we found out about 3 seconds ago! REY: I see a glowing quest item REY: ooh, a dagger! Not equippable as a weapon, must be really quest critical!
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3P0: the location of the next item is on this dagger POE: and? 3P0: as a device constructed by a 9 year old, I am compliant with all Republic regulations and thus cannot translate it without another fetch quest
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REY: look, a snake REY: It looks hurt. I'm going to heal it REY: that's right guys, Force Heal is a canon ability now. Bam! Canon worldbuilding done! Do you feel serviced, fans? POE: on the downside, we have a healthy giant snake now
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KNIGHTS OF REN: here we are on Shit Desert #3 KNIGHTS OF REN: please note how we came in a transport KNIGHTS OF REN: *a* transport. One (1) transport KNIGHTS OF REN: OR DID WE
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You can see the other transport
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Replying to @arthur_affect
In which scene? I missed it when the KoR are unloading
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Replying to @BootlegGirl
I saw the movie twice in theaters and the second transport is in the shot they just don't call attention to it
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