Since it's out today and I HATE ALL LIFE and CANNOT SLEEP, I am going to watch and live tweet THE MOVIE THAT RUINED MY AND ALSO YOUR LIFE
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God I hate this movie, and all life
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We live in a virus stricken hellscape where we are forbidden physical contact with others lest we spread the deadly disease which our leaders ignore in order to advance their cruel and vile designs And we still had new Star Wars And now we have this
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I hope this hell is as bad for you as it is for me, Abrams
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God even the opening crawl is broken "Meanwhile SUPREME LEADER KYLO REN rages in search of the phantom emperor, determined to destroy any threat to his power" TO WHOSE, JJ? TO KYLO'S OR SHEEV'S? LAST I CHECKED THEY BOTH USED HE/HIM/HIS
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KYLO: *looks at objective bar* Kill 19/20 Sith Eternal Cultists 20TH SITH ETERNAL CULTIST: *dies* *Nearby object begins to glow, signalling Kylo to turn in the quest*
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PALPATINE: Snoke trained you well ME: WHY??? WHY DIDN'T YOU TRAIN HIM? WHAT WAS THE FCKING POINT OF SNOKE? EVERYTHING ELSE HAS AN ANSWER BUT THIS, EVEN IF IT'S A FCKING STUPID ANSWER
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I feel like they were going for the idea that it took a lot of time to get a clone up and running that actually had Palpatine's consciousness in it because his ghost is all tainted by the Dark Side and whatnot
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Replying to @arthur_affect
That's even weirder though because canonically by Abrams' statements Snoke "witnessed the rise and fall of the Empire" which means that the specific clone and/or his consciousness is in his sixties
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