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Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)

Broadview Heights, Ohio
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    1. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 9 Mar 2020

      Vapor Weyve Retweeted Arthur Chu

      I remember a news story a long while ago where Catholics were starting to feel pretty uneasy about kids all sipping wine from the same vessel during First Communion or whatever and a priest interviewed insisted the Eucharist was naturally sterile because, body and blood of Christhttps://twitter.com/arthur_affect/status/1237149107925291009 …

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      Arthur ChuVerified account @arthur_affect
      The whole thing about the ritual of holy communion - and the general ritual of shaking hands - is it's an expression of trust in your fellow humans and willingness to be physically intimate with them And you SHOULDN'T trust them https://twitter.com/SweeneyABC/status/1237018677360410624?s=19 …
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    2. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 9 Mar 2020

      He was all like "hurr durr there's no records of anyone getting sick from the Eucharist in all of human history" and it's like. Do you know how hard it is to decisively prove food contamination Also do you know how easy it is to smear a communion wafer on an agar plate

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    3. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 9 Mar 2020

      Though as a misotheist and a dystheist and a student of history I have to say If people are catching a disease at a church it's only because God wants his servants to spread it to decent people so he can watch them die

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    4. High-Viscosity Gendergoo Batshua‏ @Batshua 9 Mar 2020
      Replying to @Nymphomachy

      AND THIS IS HOW YOU SPREAD MOUTH HERPES

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    5. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 9 Mar 2020
      Replying to @Batshua @Nymphomachy

      Just be glad that very few churches still literally practice the "holy kiss" with their fellow worshipers after communion as described in the New Testament (Among Americans it's usually a handshake, which according to epidemiologists is only a bit better than a kiss, but still)

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      Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 9 Mar 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @Batshua @Nymphomachy

      Lol the retcon in Star Wars is that Rey and Ben exchanged a "holy kiss of peace" to celebrate the balancing of the Force In the correct and traditional manner (full lip contact for five seconds)

      4:27 PM - 9 Mar 2020
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        2. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 9 Mar 2020
          Replying to @arthur_affect @Batshua @Nymphomachy

          Can you say you've really fully accepted your brother or sister in Christ in a spirit of overflowing love if you don't use tongue

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        3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 9 Mar 2020
          Replying to @arthur_affect @Batshua @Nymphomachy

          Lol I'm looking this up right now and the Amish are among the groups that insist on doing the traditional kiss right on the mouth and say that churches who've replaced the kiss with the handshake or the Joe Biden shoulder hug have fallen from Christ

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