"An infinity for storytelling" and "he found the cunnilingus descriptions gratuitous" push me over the edge into thinking this is satire but it was closehttps://twitter.com/AITA_reddit/status/1236636713059069953 …
You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more
I mean, it well could be but I knew this dude (or close enough) in college and had almost this EXACT conversation in real life. So. *shrugs*
The best satire is drawn from life and just exaggerated in a way to turn someone's unpleasant features into a setup-punchline format
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.