everybody's always so horrified when I tell them the next bed I purchase is just going to be a Twin XL, and this is what I always say: I drive a coupe, and I went out of my way to get it, because extra doors on my vehicle only serve to remind me how seldom I transport passengers
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Replying to @Nymphomachy
I love my king size bed. Me, wife, four cats, and still plenty of room.
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Replying to @LususNaturae0
WELL, ISN'T OUR LIFE JUST A BOWL OF CHERRIES :p
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Replying to @Nymphomachy
We had to sleep in a full a few weeks ago and we almost came to blows!
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Replying to @LususNaturae0 @Nymphomachy
Ray Romano had a bit about upgrading from a full to a king and how it's life changing The only downside is that initiating sex isn't just a matter of rolling over anymore, it feels like having to make a journey across the border
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