After the events of the past few years the only thing keeping me from catching full-on Raid Boss Syndrome and attempting some kind of omnicidal jack move to upend the status quo by shattering a physically manifested pillar of reality is that I don't know how to do any of that
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I did some looking into that and it turned out that the payment of my soul was declined because, as an unconsummated virgin maid, my soul technically belongs to the obscure Norse goddess of ploughing, Gefjon The helpline advised me to get laid to remedy the problem but, yeah
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