In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. "Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone," he said, "just remember all the people in this world haven't had the advantages a Hot Pockets Heiress had."https://twitter.com/neilhimself/status/1232860672805015552 …
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Hot Pockets Heiresses are all alike; every un-Hot Pockets Heiress is un-Hot in its own way.
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The Hot Pockets Heiress lived in a lilac wood, and it lived all alone. Because all other heiresses had disappeared. At least, no one had seen them for a long time.
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They're out there. Black boys in white suits up before me to commit sex acts in the Hot Pockets Heiress and get it mopped up before I can catch them.
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