GENERAL REASONABLEMAN: wow, you're looking good for someone with a thousand ghosts. Anyway, wouldn't you want the person who's going to kill you to have at least decent mobility aids? PALPATINE: and hence... PALPATINE: ... ... PALPATINE: THE... CONTINGENCY!!!!!
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PALPATINE: you see, in about 18 years, there's going to be a big battle. The plan is, we win ADMIRAL BRITISHMAN: an excellent plan, my Lord PALPATINE: however, I have *finger thing* foreseen that there is an eentsy-beentsy chance... PALPATINE: ... ... PALPATINE: that we lose
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GENERAL REASONABLEMAN: surely we can avert this in the next two decades, perhaps by planning battle strategies that would avoid small bears overcoming our mecha PALPATINE: NONSENSE. The bears will defeat the mecha, or they won't. The CONTINGENCY has MANY DICKS
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PALPATINE: just to clarify, I meant "prongs" by that, but one of the contingencies literally does involve me inserting my dick into a person who can get pregnant TARKIN: I speak for us all when I say I am not disgusted by that thought PALPATINE: goooooood
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GENERAL REASONABLE:so what is the first, er, prong, of the Contingency? PALPATINE:well *finger thing* you see *finger thing* ADMIRAL BRITISHMAN:it's that you posess Vader PALPATINE: oh, that would really suck GENERAL REASONABLE:as I said PALPATINE:no, it involves Vader's dick tho
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PALPATINE: You see, Vader had a son. And possibly a daughter TARKIN: I see. You want to make them your new apprentice PALPATINE: preferably just the son. I have a strong male gender identity and we're all canonically super transphobic fascists GENERAL REASONABLE: indeed sir. Ick.
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PALPATINE: but yes, so the plan is I make Vader hate me by intentionally torturing him for the next 18 years with his disability, introduce him to a lesbian archeologist with a cyborg fetish, have her find him his kids, have him plot to kill me, then see how it plays out
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TARKIN: this seems... needlessly complex, my Emperor PALPATINE: WE HAVE ONLY *BEGUN!!!!* TO RETCON
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PALPATINE: so it's pretty simple. If Vader kills me at any point, me and the ghosts go into him... and we're all like, fck this sht, we'll make our son kill us and then be him instead PALPATINE: but like, ideally, the son kills me first, and then I can just cap Vader
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TARKIN: but sir... what if the son refuses to kill you, but Vader does, and you're flipping out so much you forget this plan exists or something, so you mortally wound him, and then die? Where do all the ghosts go then? PALPATINE: ah... my friend... You have discovered... Prong 2
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It kind of seemed like the lightning was involuntarily going into him as a self defense reflex
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Replying to @arthur_affect
Force Lightning is a bit underexplained as a power, yes :P
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