I’ve said it before, and I also acknowledge that this is some of the nerdiest stuff I’ve ever said, but living in this historical moment feels like being Aragorn yelling desperately at Legolas to shoot the Uruk-hai carrying the torch at Helm’s Deep
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Hitting him in the leg so he said "ow" and dropped his torch would've been better than nothing.
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Isn't he just wearing a loin cloth or medieval jogging shorts or somesuch? Shoot him in his junk, magic elf archer.
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What do you think an Uruk-hai is, a Xyston-class Star Destroyer that will explode at the slightest bruising of the junk?
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If Legolas really has the accuracy, why didn't he go for the hand or wrist? Shooting him in the shoulder sure wasnt doing anything.
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