When you first saw Star Wars did you think Luke told Ben that his father wasn't a Jedi but rather "[your answer] on a spice freighter"
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Replying to @BootlegGirl
Semi-related: there are only three headcanons that fix the inconsistencies between what characters know in ANH and what we saw them experience in the prequels: 1) the prequels never happened, and are some kind of weird propaganda or in-universe fiction
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Replying to @Czhorat @BootlegGirl
2) Obi-Wan and Vader did lots of drugs between movies and it fried their memories. Yoda is senile. 3) The prequels are a ST:Into Darkness style alternate reality. The timelines re-converge after Empire because reasons.
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Replying to @Trafalgard @BootlegGirl
Well... yeah, but the lies don't really make sense, or advance any kind of agenda. At least he killed your father/he is your father kinda makes sense in protecting Luke. Not recognizing R2D2 and C3P0? Tht's just weird.
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The weirdest bit to me is that Luke kept his last name. You'd think there's be at least one of Ani's little friends that still kept in touch with him (to get rid of parking tickets if nothing else) who would hear about a new Skywalker about.
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Replying to @Fromage10x @BootlegGirl and
Yeah there's a lot that doesn't make sense. Ani was a war hero, he was known throughout the senate, but no one put 2+2 and were like "I wonder what happened to that guy?" I mean there were countless Jedi gunned down so maybe everyone was like "I dunno they're dead."
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All of the Jedi disappeared under "mysterious circumstances"
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